YOU KNOW ALL THOSE BRANDS THAT SAY METICULOUSLY MANICURED THINGS TO MAKE THEMSELVES SOUND INTERESTING AND DIFFERENT? WE’RE THE ONES THAT WRITE THAT AND MAKE THEM SUCCESSFUL.
YOU KNOW ALL THOSE BRANDS THAT SAY METICULOUSLY MANICURED THINGS TO MAKE THEMSELVES SOUND INTERESTING AND DIFFERENT? We're the interesting ones who actually create those brands—and make them successful.
YOU KNOW ALL THOSE BRANDS THAT SAY METICULOUSLY MANICURED THINGS TO MAKE THEMSELVES SOUND INTERESTING AND DIFFERENT? WE’RE THE ONES THAT WRITE THAT AND MAKE THEM SUCCESSFUL.
BY DAY, WE’RE MARKETING AND ADVERTISING BRANDS LOOK GOOD, SOUND GOOD, AND BE GOOD. AND WE'RE PRETTY GOOD AT IT. BUT AFTER WORKING WITH A BRAND OR TWO—YOU KNOW, THE VIOLENTLY GIMMICKY ONES RUN BY LAZY PEOPLE FOR LAZY REASONS OR ARE SHAMELESS CASH GRABS—WE STARTED TO QUESTION WHY WE WERE EVEN IN THIS BUSINESS.
BY DAY, WE’RE MARKETING AND ADVERTISING PEOPLE HELPING CELEBRITIES AND BRANDS LOOK GOOD, SOUND GOOD, AND BE GOOD. SOMETIMES IT’S TOTALLY THE TRUTH. OTHER TIMES IT’S A TOTAL CROCK OF SHIT. YET IT’S HOW WE’VE PAID THE BILLS, AND HOW WE CONTINUE TO DO SO.
BY DAY, WE’RE MARKETING AND ADVERTISING PEOPLE HELPING CELEBRITIES AND BRANDS LOOK GOOD, SOUND GOOD, AND BE GOOD. SOMETIMES IT’S TOTALLY THE TRUTH. OTHER TIMES IT’S A TOTAL CROCK OF SHIT. YET IT’S HOW WE’VE PAID THE BILLS, AND HOW WE CONTINUE TO DO SO.
But then it hit us. Our team has a very particular set of skills. Skills that we have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us quiet dangerous in crafting brands people love.
So we thought to ourselves “why do we keep doing this for other people when we could do it ourselves…”
AND WE DID.
But every once in a while you come across a brand so bad, so gimmicky, with some truly terrible people doing it for the wrong reasons, that you question why you’re even in this business.
We experienced just that. The unicorn of awful. People so gross and a brand so bad, that it pushed us well beyond what we thought was possible and made us question why we’re not just doing this ourselves.
AND WE DID.
ISN'T A "GET HIGH AND WANDER INTO THE HILLS AND FIND SOME MAGIC AGAVE" TEQUILA. NOR IS IT PUSHED BY A CELEBRITY LOOKING TO DIVERSIFY THEIR "PORTFOLIO" OR A TALKING HEAD DISTILLER HYPING A HOT BATCH OF NONSENSE. IT'S THE STORY OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO DRANK A TON OF GREAT TEQUILA IN THE NAME OF RESEARCH, TOOK SOME NOTES, AND MADE SOMETHING UNIQUELY OUR OWN. PUT SIMPLY: IT'S JUST DAMN GOOD TEQUILA.
ISN'T A "GET HIGH AND WANDER INTO THE HILLS AND FIND SOME MAGIC AGAVE" TEQUILA. IT'S NOT ENDORSED BY A CELEBRITY OR FAMOUS DISTILLER WHO SPECIALIZES IN “HANDCRAFTED, FREE-RANGE” BATCHES OF NONSENSE. IT'S THE STORY OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO DRANK A TON OF TEQUILA, TOOK NOTES ON WHAT WE LIKED, AND MADE SOMETHING OUR OWN. SIMPLY PUT, IT’S GOOD TEQUILA.
so...
If you’re looking for something that’s good enough to sip on, make cocktails with, or drink straight from the bottle, then we just might be your match. Give us a try. Put our weird ass bottle on your bar (if not just for the talking piece) and let us be a staple for you. Or don’t. That’s fine too. Just embrace the weird and you do you. Worst case for us is drinking our own supply, but we’d rather share it with you all.
so...
If you’re looking for something that’s good enough to sip on, make cocktails with, or drink straight from the bottle, then we just might be your match. Give us a try. Put our weird ass bottle on your bar (if not just for the talking piece) and let us be a staple for you. You might just tell others to fuck off like we did and find the acceptance we all love and crave.